How Batman Saved Christmas, at the ISB: Batman doesn’t just use his amazing powers to prevent psychotic clowns from posing ever-more-complex versions of the Prisoner’s Dilemma. He also safeguards your Yuletide happiness, by kicking Christmas-tree bears
in the face. Why is this comic book not taught in school?

The True Meaning of Christmas, by Greta Christina: The atheist activist explains why she actually loves Christmas. It makes total sense, and will allow you to enjoy guilt-free turkey (unless you’re Vegan, in which case you’re screwed either way.)

“Buckets of Duckats” and “Shake Like T. Mofo” by J.S. Theracon: Possibly the greatest slices of funk ever, and I’ve been waiting aeons for a digital quality version. Junie Morrison (the genius behind funk classics by the Ohio Players and Parliament-Funkadelic) recorded these awesome jam under a fake name because of contractual issues. “Duckats,” in particular, is an anthem: “I’ve worked hard all my life. Instead of giving me cutbacks, give me those buckets of duckats.” Indeed.

Poems by Jessy Randall: Wonder how you’d feel if your ex from high school went on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and won hella cash? Now you know.

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