Bank of America Covers Bono

Stephen Elliott bio ↓  ·  February 13th, 2009  ·  filed under video


See also Mitch Hedberg on The Late Show. (via Smashing Telly)

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Stephen Elliott is the author of seven books, including the memoir The Adderall Diaries, the novel Happy Baby, and the erotica collection My Girlfriend Comes To The City and Beats Me Up. He is the editor of The Rumpus. Sometimes he twitters. More from this author →

2 Responses to “Bank of America Covers Bono”

  1. Roger Says:

    PLEASE SUE THEM BONO, PLEASE SUE THEM BONO!!!!

    From Two Hearts Beat as One (the new bank of america anthem)

    I don’t know
    I don’t know which side I’m on
    I don’t know my right from left
    Or my right from wrong
    Say I’m a fool
    You say I’m not for you
    But if I’m a fool for you
    Oh, that’s something
    Two hearts beat as one
    Two hearts beat as one
    Two hearts…

    Can’t stop the dance
    Honey, this is my last chance
    $45 billion from American’s, I said, can’t stop the dance
    Maybe this is my last chance

    Two hearts beat as one
    Two hearts beat as one
    Two hearts…

    We beat on black, beat on white, take all of the risks and money and leave in the night
    Beat on everything don’t get it right
    Beat on you, beat on me, beat on love

  2. Mieke Says:

    Aaack! Like I needed to get any more pissed after being laid off yesterday. This is so wrong, I don’t even know what to say. “One”, my ass. I’m going to apply for a loan there, and when they reject me, start singing this. “We get to carry each other, carry each other…” Right? Corporate assholes. Yuck.

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