Padma Lakshmi Encourages You to Kill Yourself

Stephen Elliott bio ↓  ·  March 26th, 2009  ·  filed under video


In exchange for looking up Padma’s dress you are now obligated to eat a 2,000 calorie chemically flavored heart attack. Just remember, before you sink your thumbs into three inches of grease, she will never sleep with you, she doesn’t even know you’re alive.

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Stephen Elliott is the author of seven books, including the memoir The Adderall Diaries, the novel Happy Baby, and the erotica collection My Girlfriend Comes To The City and Beats Me Up. He is the editor of The Rumpus. Sometimes he twitters. More from this author →

One Response to “Padma Lakshmi Encourages You to Kill Yourself”

  1. Michelle Orange Says:
    March 26th, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    Ugh. I can’t stand this woman.

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