Your Business Card is Crap

Stephen Elliott bio ↓  ·  April 9th, 2009  ·  filed under video


No, seriously, it’s crap. Your business card sucks. Throw it out. Listen, I spent 25 years making my business card. I will tear your business card. My business card will tear your business card. I don’t care if you like me. I build crowds.

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Stephen Elliott is the author of seven books, including the memoir The Adderall Diaries, the novel Happy Baby, and the erotica collection My Girlfriend Comes To The City and Beats Me Up. He is the editor of The Rumpus. Sometimes he twitters. More from this author →

2 Responses to “Your Business Card is Crap”

  1. unreliable narrator Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 9:59 am

    Okay, dude has clearly watched the Alec Baldwin scene in Glengarry Glen Ross? ONE TOO MANY TIMES.

  2. Justin Taylor Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    This is beautiful. Why does it exist?

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