George Washington Fucked the Shit Out of Bears

Isaac Fitzgerald bio ↓ · May 15th, 2009 · filed under video

Our founding father was bad fucking ass.

Sidenote: If you’ve seen this before (and a lot of people have), I am not sorry… because you should watch it again.

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Isaac Fitzgerald has been a firefighter, worked on a boat, and been given a sword by a king, thereby accomplishing three out of five of his childhood goals by the age of 25. He has also written for AlterNet, McSweeney's, and Mother Jones. He is the managing editor of The Rumpus. Follow him on Twitter. More from this author →

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