Get Your War On… Jamba Juice

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David Rees, creator of Get Your War On and My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable, is getting ripped off by Jamba Juice‘s latest ad campaign.

Rees has responded by calling for a boycott of Jamba Juice, a boycott that comes with a plethora of catchy phrases including “Juice Sucks, Drink Wine,” “Know Hope. No Juice” and, my personal favorite, “No Juicetice, No Peace!”

Along with the boycott Rees is planning an Anti-Jamba Day of Prayer (then again, maybe not), is posting Readers Writes, and is hoping to get all of the internet to “support me in my war against Jamba Juice, the worst juice franchise in all of America!”

Need more reasons to join the fight? Read Rees’s hilarious first post on the subject here.

(Also, not that you asked, but you can view my favorite GYWO animated video here. Careful, language NSFW… unless you work somewhere like The Rumpus.)

Isaac Fitzgerald has been a firefighter, worked on a boat, and been given a sword by a king, thereby accomplishing three out of five of his childhood goals. He has also written for The Bold Italic, McSweeney's, Mother Jones, and The San Francisco Chronicle. He is a co-owner of The Rumpus. Follow him on Twitter. More from this author →