It’s been a little while since we linked to Goodjobbb. Why is that? Well, our online reading habits changed. There’s that television show we’re involved in, people drop in and out with book publications, magazine jobs.

Still, there is Goodjobbb. There’s the nostalgesic, which includes: childhood,wet leaves, pants, wet pants, shorts, short pants, and van morrison.

Lunch, which includes: One sheet of blotter acid, and one bale of 1960s-grade marijuana (far less potent than contemporary hip-hop marijuana, 1960s-grade mj allows one to smoke cheech&chong-size novelty joints and not get so stoned. contemporary marijuana you take one half of one puff and it is the equivalent of smoking the all-marijuana car from Up in Smoke).

And the New Lab O Movie which begins:

FRITZ “THE SCIENTIST” O. AUSTRONAUTE: What is this, a Spinal Cone?

HIS ASSISTANT: A spinal comb, I believe, sir.

FRITZ: Neat! Bag it.

ASST: Yes. Very good. “I’m on it.”

F: Lemme see those spinal cones you bagged earlier.

A: Earlier, sir?

F: The ones I mentioned.

A: I don’t recall your…

F: You cunty little rodent! I’ll fucking strangle you! You’re worthless!!! [FRITZ strangles his ASSISTANT. The ASST makes choking/gurgling noises, and eventually expires. FRITZ lets him fall to the ground. He stands over his former ASSISTANT, heaving]

F: [cont] I’ve… I’ve just… murdered… my assistant!

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