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	<title>Comments on: IKEA Hacker</title>
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		<title>By: Isaac Fitzgerald</title>
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		<dc:creator>Isaac Fitzgerald</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sometimes you should keep the fiction as the truth. The hilarious, hilarious, truth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes you should keep the fiction as the truth. The hilarious, hilarious, truth.</p>
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		<title>By: Jeremy Hatch</title>
		<link>http://therumpus.net/2009/07/ikea-hacker/comment-page-1/#comment-4953</link>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Hatch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heh, I probably should have made it more clear that I was joking about being locked into the place. But my &quot;quick afternoon trip&quot; to IKEA did in fact turn into an unintentional 24-hour odyssey!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heh, I probably should have made it more clear that I was joking about being locked into the place. But my &#8220;quick afternoon trip&#8221; to IKEA did in fact turn into an unintentional 24-hour odyssey!</p>
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		<title>By: Isaac Fitzgerald</title>
		<link>http://therumpus.net/2009/07/ikea-hacker/comment-page-1/#comment-4944</link>
		<dc:creator>Isaac Fitzgerald</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m really sorry for any inconvenience this caused... but that being said I laughed really hard while reading this. Really hard.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m really sorry for any inconvenience this caused&#8230; but that being said I laughed really hard while reading this. Really hard.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Berger</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michael Berger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude, that was like the one time, only a couple weeks ago, when me and the Sunday editor, Seth Fischer were locked inside the Self-Storage facilities in Berkeley for an hour when the night manager failed to appear and the whole place just shut down without warning. Plus we were with a woman who was 8 months pregnant. Luckily, a cop showed up by accident and helped us out. But being locked in Ikea sounds a lot worse for some reason. Only upside to it is there&#039;s more Swedish meatballs involved.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude, that was like the one time, only a couple weeks ago, when me and the Sunday editor, Seth Fischer were locked inside the Self-Storage facilities in Berkeley for an hour when the night manager failed to appear and the whole place just shut down without warning. Plus we were with a woman who was 8 months pregnant. Luckily, a cop showed up by accident and helped us out. But being locked in Ikea sounds a lot worse for some reason. Only upside to it is there&#8217;s more Swedish meatballs involved.</p>
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