Squirrel Destiny: A Match Made in Heaven (Or, Rather, on the Internet)

Josh Bearman bio ↓  ·  July 10th, 2009  ·  filed under Other

All I know is, someone needs to hook up this guy:

With this guy:

Rick has been satisfying custom needs for stuffed squirrels in martial poses for 20 years! Where does one find materiel for a timeless rodent rebellion you ask? GI Joe! Which is probably a better recycling of those toys than the coming movie. Although I’d say it’s about on par with this.

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Joshuah Bearman has written about CIA missions, aspiring Fabios, and the world's greatest Pac Man player. Yes, it was he who blew the lid off the story of the great rodent disaster of 2003, when giant gerbils invaded inland China. Joshuah has written for Harpers, McSweeneys, Wired, Rolling Stone, and contributes to This American Life. More from this author →

One Response to “Squirrel Destiny: A Match Made in Heaven (Or, Rather, on the Internet)”

  1. Amstutz Says:

    As the commercial goes, “Why squirrel hate me?”

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