Comments on: Funny Women Submission Guidelines

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 14:59:20 +0000

Your final reason for not publishing a piece, “You don’t believe in yourself and your dreams” made me snort aloud at my desk. Thank you.

By: Andrea Frank

Andrea Frank — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 05:57:11 +0000

This is a ‘live’ petition on the “WE THE PEOPLE” Web page of the WHITE HOUSE. It currently needs 24,996 more signatures and is gaining steam. https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/put-balls-chains/qRJxfHFS

WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
Put Balls in Chains!
“Balls in Chains” offers a new solution in the debate over contraception, replacing family planning with accountability. “Balls in Chains” would require sexually active men to have a very heavy iron ball chained to one leg as an inescapably public reminder of both their randiness and financial obligations to mother & child. Balls will stay in place until offspring finish college and may be removed earlier if agreed upon funds are secured. “Balls in Chains” significantly reduces the need for most women to seek abortions and allows the government to reclaim millions in health care, housing and education. Additionally, “Balls in Chains” will create green jobs in iron recycling, engineering, and manufacturing. It will make women smile- a lot! Folks in homosexual relations will be exempt.

By: Fragrant Liar

Fragrant Liar — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:45:02 +0000

Awesome. Okay, I’ll work on something to submit.

(I think I’m funny, I think I’m funny, I think I’m funny.)

Thanks for the opportunity, and you are a lovely person.

By: Dom

Dom — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 22:46:51 +0000

alright. You’re asking for it. Thank you!

By: Terry

Terry — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 04:59:01 +0000

Thanks for making this opportunity.

By: Rebecca Coffey

Rebecca Coffey — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:30:57 +0000

No lists???? Oh, darn. And this is the funniest list I’ve ever written….

By: banana_the_poet/Michele Brenton

banana_the_poet/Michele Brenton — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:05:41 +0000

OH! You can’t judge poetry,
lamentations woe is me
“cos most of my funny stuff is verse
you think this is bad – it’s often worse!

It seems my thoughts are often lateral
and come out as doggerel
and sometimes catteral.
But no one no where wants poetry
except 100,000 readers who visited me .