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Dan is gone this week. I couldn’t believe it when he emailed me and asked me to fill in here. I’ve been waiting for his friendship since the first time I saw him.
If anyone ever tells you you cant build a helicopter, that person is liar. Maybe I can build one of these for Dan and I to fly around in.
Would these sculptures be any good if they weren’t made of butter? If Dan were made of butter I would put a little piece of him on my toast every morning.
The New York Times Magazine featured a magician on their cover. I think he’s a magician because the internet has taught me to only read headlines and look at pictures. Sometimes I think Dan must be magic.
I dig for buried treasure every day but never found anything like this. Once I did find a piece of coal that looked like Dan from the right angle when I squinted and thought about him.
These are currently the most popular movies being downloaded illegally. A sad reflection on the state of pop culture, they’re mostly awful (unlike Dan’s warm, beautiful smile).
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