Kyle Kinane’s I’m Dead and It’s All My Fault #3

Kyle Kinane bio ↓ · September 21st, 2009 · filed under Other

I think that’s a female grizzly, Doug. I heard somewhere that you’re supposed to expose your genitals so that she knows you’re a dominant male. I don’t know where I heard it, I just heard it, okay? I don’t care if the cubs are behind us, in front of us, or if you’re juggling them—just get your dick out and start acting real macho.

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Kyle Kinane has been performing in bars in cities in nations for ten years. He was called "bleak and misanthropic" by the London Evening Standard, which may or may not be a compliment. He is a comedian. More from this author →

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