Comments on: FUNNY WOMEN #5: What We Were Really Saying

By: Divinebunbun

Divinebunbun — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:45:16 +0000

This was so accurate I cried.

By: Amstutz

Amstutz — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:39:33 +0000

I’ll never verb again!

By: Brenden

Brenden — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:02:15 +0000

He’s so vain, he probably thinks this essay’s about him. Good riddance!

By: jesse

jesse — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:15:50 +0000

I past tense verb someone once. I think I past tense verb her.

By: Roxane

Roxane — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:44:39 +0000

Awesome. I verb very verb this. I will overlook any defensive statements I wish to express.

By: Kristina

Kristina — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:35:25 +0000

I also verb you. With adjectives.

By: TheOtherOne

TheOtherOne — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:02:27 +0000

Him: Sex with you is the best I’ve ever had. I want to sleep with other women.
Me: I can’t believe we’re breaking up.
Him: You know how I said that one of the reasons I wanted to break up was that I wanted to date around and not have a serious girlfriend? I’ll probably just get a new girlfriend.
Me: I didn’t realize that a heartbreak meant actual, physical pain.
Him: I can give you this advice: it never hurts as much as it does the first time.

By: Julie

Julie — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:50:52 +0000

I actually do verb you.

By: Ted Wilson

Ted Wilson — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:16:16 +0000

Does your bio mean you won’t publish pieces from women with double mastectomies? Because my deceased wife went through that and I found some hilarious entries from her diary that would be perfect for this column. Let me know!