15 Words Officially Banished, Including Tweet, Bromance

Seth Fischer bio ↓  ·  January 3rd, 2010  ·  filed under books

Last summer, we had a discussion here at The Rumpus about the worst words ever. Well, it turns out that for the last 35 years, Lake Superior State University has been doing even more: a “List of Words Banished from the Queen’s English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness.”

There seems to be some technophobia in the 15-word 2010 list, but I’m okay with that, because I agree that the words “tweet” and “sexting” are terrible. There’s also a lot of economy fatigue, but I couldn’t agree more with those choices, either. If I hear “in these economic times” again I’m robbing a bank so I can take a bath in cocaine while smoking opium wrapped in hundred dollar bills.

Because the banished words seem to be tied to current events, though, I got curious. What was banished in 2001? Dude, dot.com, chad, and going forward.  How about 1989? Glove compartment, alcohol-related drunk driving, read my lips, and infotainment.  The list for the year I was born, 1979, just feels oddly dated. I feel, social security, and what are you into? are banished.

My favorite year was 2002. If we’d listened then, we’d never have to hear the words faith-based, 9/11, brainstorming, synergy, killer app, or reality TV ever again.

Here’s a complete list.

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Seth Fischer's writing has appeared or is forthcoming in Swink, PankGuernica, Monkeybicycle, Gertrude, and elsewhere. He's working on a novel about a girl who accidentally raises an army and destroys the world, and he's founding editor of The Splinter Generation. He also teaches and tutors and administrates and does copyediting and copywriting so that he can pay bills, but that only works sometimes. If you could help him make that work all the time, he would probably give you a hug, but only if you wanted one. Reach him at seth.fischer (at) gmail.com or @sethfischer. More from this author →

4 Responses to “15 Words Officially Banished, Including Tweet, Bromance”

  1. Maureen Says:

    I vote we ban using periods for emphasis. I’ve done it myself, but I promise, never again. Never. Again.

  2. Michelle Orange Says:

    “Uptick” really bothers me. Where did that even come from?

  3. Elissa Bassist Says:

    I like Maureen.

  4. How about... Says:

    How about “hoodie”? I hate that word with a passion! It’s a “hooded sweatshirt” or just “sweatshirt” people! “Hoodie” sounds like a word that my 12 yr. old sister in jr. high made up!

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