Today on Twitter


All the tweets you need, just in time for the weekend!

Todd Barry tells Steve Agee to “shut the fuck up.” Channeling Tiger Woods. Book publishing stuff via Susan Orlean and Richard Nash. Lori‘s got a meeting at Disney. Seeing Avatar in 3D is the only way to go and there’s still no word from the Nigerian president who has been missing for 45 days.

Stephen Elliott is the author of eight books, including The Adderall Diaries. Visit for more information. More from this author →