Introducing Crud Wizard

Seth Fischer bio ↓  ·  August 29th, 2010  ·  filed under music

“My favorite band is Iron Maiden and I hate Reagan, and hippies, and Jesus.”

Via Westword, I came across Crud Wizard, a nine year-old’s metal blog.

His dad is helping him, and that’s pretty obvious, but his voice still comes through loud and clear. For example, his review of Don’t Break the Oath by Mercyful Fate kicks some serious ass.

“The music is plainly metal, played well to make it sound much more complicated than it is. Sometimes it makes me picture someone doing a pole vault, and sometimes it makes me think of ninjas. The cover art, I’m guessing, is somebody hell-related like Satan pointing and saying “Don’t break the oath or I will eat you, weakling.” If you do not own this album you’re totally missing out on some awesome music.”

Actually, all of his reviews kick ass.

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Seth Fischer's writing has appeared or is forthcoming in Swink, Pank, Guernica, Monkeybicycle, Gertrude, and elsewhere. He's working on a novel about a girl who accidentally raises an army and destroys the world, and he's founding editor of The Splinter Generation. He also teaches and tutors and administrates and does copyediting and copywriting so that he can pay bills, but that only works sometimes. If you could help him make that work all the time, he would probably give you a hug, but only if you wanted one. Reach him at seth.fischer (at) gmail.com or @sethfischer. More from this author →

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