I Will Blurb Any Book Within 24 Hours! #16

Mickey Hess bio ↓  ·  September 2nd, 2010  ·  filed under books

Tired of waiting weeks or even MONTHS for back-cover endorsements from recognizable authors? I, Mickey Hess, will blurb any book – that’s right, ANY book – within 24 hours! Just look at these satisfied customers:

Plano Fox and Zenbar Harris’ Matriculating from Malaysia: “First off, I should mention that I don’t blurb friends. That said, Plano Fox and I have never seen eye-to-eye on things, and Harris strikes me as kind of a dick.” – Mickey Hess

Krissy Snifeld’s Bye, Bye, Virginity: “Krissy Snifeld is a clean-prosed girl with a grasp of the language. You never know whether this kind of story will work, or if the situation will knock you down and you’ll have to step away to regain your library composure. This is serious literature.” — Mickey Hess

Sam Jasper and Mark Folse’s A Howling in the Wires: “What is this book exactly? It’s enormous. Its girth and tangibility rebuke blogs. Sam Jasper and Mark Folse evidently prefer writing on paper.” – Mickey Hess

There are plenty more where those came from, trust me! Authors, contact me today at mickeyhess@gmail.com and LET’S GET BLURBING!!!

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Mickey Hess is the author of Big Wheel at the Cracker Factory (Garrett County Press, 2008) and a new novel called The Nostalgia Echo that nobody seems to want to publish. Big Wheel was featured as “Critic’s Choice” in The Chicago Reader, described as “thoroughly humorous” by The Cleveland Plain-Dealer, and mentioned online at The New Yorker, Poets & Writers, and USA Today. Mickey's stories and essays have been published in Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans: Best of McSweeney’s Humor Category (Knopf, 2005), and such journals as The Literary Review, Hawaii Review, Fringe Fiction, Ninth Letter, Punk Planet, Fourteen Hills, Pear Noir, The Foundling Review, Opium Magazine, and Annalemma. Mickey is an Associate Professor of English at Rider University, and is also the author of three books about hip hop from Greenwood Press. More from this author →

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