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	<title>Comments on: FUNNY WOMEN #53: An Editors&#8217; Slush-Pile Meeting at the Backdoor Review</title>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 18:54:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Editor, This is the submission upon which you will regret rejecting until your dieing day. It will be the title with which Terry Gross confronts you after it has been been published by the next Press to which I send it and shoots to number one in the New York Times best seller&#039;s list, before achieving the Man Booker Prize or the Nobel or whatever is more fashionable in your mind. Heed my words and publish it, or meet the fate of the 38 publishers who passed on Pulitzer Prize winning novel, Gone With The Wind!

Remember me!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Editor, This is the submission upon which you will regret rejecting until your dieing day. It will be the title with which Terry Gross confronts you after it has been been published by the next Press to which I send it and shoots to number one in the New York Times best seller&#8217;s list, before achieving the Man Booker Prize or the Nobel or whatever is more fashionable in your mind. Heed my words and publish it, or meet the fate of the 38 publishers who passed on Pulitzer Prize winning novel, Gone With The Wind!</p>
<p>Remember me!</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah Sarai</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah Sarai</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Very nice. Here&#039;s a template for a sure-fire submission letter. You might suggest this one to your readers.

http://my3000lovingarms.blogspot.com/2009/09/when-sun-sets-like-nice-salmon-mousse.html]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very nice. Here&#8217;s a template for a sure-fire submission letter. You might suggest this one to your readers.</p>
<p><a href="http://my3000lovingarms.blogspot.com/2009/09/when-sun-sets-like-nice-salmon-mousse.html" rel="nofollow">http://my3000lovingarms.blogspot.com/2009/09/when-sun-sets-like-nice-salmon-mousse.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: Judah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Judah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 17:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wickedly funny. Now tell me, what happens with the teapot?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wickedly funny. Now tell me, what happens with the teapot?</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 20:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hmmm....realistic enough to make one feel vaguely uncomfortable, eh?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmm&#8230;.realistic enough to make one feel vaguely uncomfortable, eh?</p>
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		<title>By: Li</title>
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		<dc:creator>Li</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 01:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dan, I so hope you are being sarcastic.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dan, I so hope you are being sarcastic.</p>
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		<title>By: Dan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 23:54:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m assuming Backdoor Review is Gulf Coast and this is a piece of nonfiction. If it is, it really lifts the veil behind the submission process. That said, I thought the comments were pretty mean spirited. Editors are entitled to their opinions and subjectivities but I don&#039;t understand this need to make fun of submitters.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m assuming Backdoor Review is Gulf Coast and this is a piece of nonfiction. If it is, it really lifts the veil behind the submission process. That said, I thought the comments were pretty mean spirited. Editors are entitled to their opinions and subjectivities but I don&#8217;t understand this need to make fun of submitters.</p>
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		<title>By: Ray</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ray</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 21:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&lt;i&gt;This is a simultaneous submission, as my need for acceptance is immediate.&lt;/i&gt;

Werd.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>This is a simultaneous submission, as my need for acceptance is immediate.</i></p>
<p>Werd.</p>
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