Science Saturday

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Look, up in the sky! It’s a…Russian probe crashing back to Earth.

A new robotic sportscaster–as long as he’s less irritating than Chris Berman, I’m in.

I’m shocked! Shocked! to discover the EPA has found fracking compounds in a Wyoming aquifer.

I never thought I’d say these words, but I hope the hunters win.

Watch out for squids, man. Those fuckers could be anywhere.

You may love your car, but your car may rat you out if you’re in an accident.


Brian Spears's first collection of poetry, A Witness in Exile, is now available through Louisiana Literature Press, and at his personal website. He is the Poetry Editor for The Rumpus, and teaches poetry at Drake University. More from this author →