Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

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On the regional dialects of certain hyraxes.

Everyone needs some undersea photography now and then.

“In 1950, an elephant fell out of a monorail in Germany.”

Let’s all make some musical jelly.

Edison, Ford, Firestone, and Harding go camping (I bet there was so much casual antisemitism).


Dan Weiss is a professional bookseller, amateur dilettante. He writes and plays songs about dinosaurs, the end of the world, and how girls don't like him, with the band The Yellow Dress. More from this author →