EEE or Everyone Else Enjoys it

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The simple fact that you are no longer an adolescent, shouldn’t mean that you are obliged to forgo the thrill of the sext. Thanks to Eva Wiseman, the techo-sexual generational gap has been bridged with her newly forged dictionary of grown-up sexting acronyms.

–>Ov8n

Come home, I’m ovulating

IIYX

imagine I’m your ex-wife

Calpol

I’ve drugged the kids

XIRFNF

sexual favours in return for night feed

MRP

MasterChef role play

TBITBV

that bit in the Beyoncé video

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To see all the sexting acronyms follow this link.


 

Aimee Burnett lives in Toronto where there is more brick than stucco, and more plains than hills. She is a design/editorial intern at McSweeney’s and The Rumpus whilst summering in SF. More from this author →