The simple fact that you are no longer an adolescent, shouldn’t mean that you are obliged to forgo the thrill of the sext. Thanks to Eva Wiseman, the techo-sexual generational gap has been bridged with her newly forged dictionary of grown-up sexting acronyms.
Come home, I’m ovulating
imagine I’m your ex-wife
I’ve drugged the kids
sexual favours in return for night feed
MasterChef role play
that bit in the Beyoncé video
To see all the sexting acronyms follow this link.