Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

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Oh hello, new monkey.

Here are some soviet schoolbooks for you.

It begins: scientists implant false short-term memory into rodents.

Lightning-caused hallucinations are the worst kinds of hallucinations.

As always, hurrah for bioluminescence.

Dan Weiss is a professional bookseller, amateur dilettante. He writes and plays songs about dinosaurs, the end of the world, and how girls don't like him, with the band The Yellow Dress. More from this author →