Comments on: Ted Wilson Reviews the World #151

By: Denise

Denise — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 18:14:36 +0000

How about the readers you OFFEND by denying them Ted’s review?
How about the readers who find this censorship maneuver to be awfully CONTROVERSIAL?
Do you want us off the website as well?
Are we to give up on you?
Shall we just up and leave?

Shame on you, Rumpus.

By: GTrane

GTrane — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 00:33:47 +0000

G’Day Ted,
I note this week’s review was meant to be about acid (what about alkaline?). Not sure where toast fits in with acid, though my mate reckons that you may have “dropped” some before writng the review. Not sure what that means. He did give me something for my headache though. Shortly thereafter I saw Paul Simon in my museli, he sends his regards.
G

By: Sara

Sara — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 17:38:28 +0000

I think the only solution is to add wine to any future toast breakfasts. Just in case he shows up again.

Also, I read this while eating toast. It was like getting a live review of my breakfast, though mine had less Jesus in it.

By: Ted Wilson

Ted Wilson — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 02:13:47 +0000

Dear Brechett,

That’s a very good point, but now I feel guilty for not drinking any of his blood.

Your friend,
Ted

By: Brechett

Brechett — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 22:26:49 +0000

You shouldn’t feel strange about eating Jesus, it happens every Sunday in Catholic churches across this mundi!