MOUTHSTREEM
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Mouthstreem.
When I first heard the word “Mouthstreem” I thought it was a polite way of referring to someone who is upchucking. Then I realized that you can’t get much more polite than “upchuck.”
It turns out Mouthstreem is an internet company that has nothing to do with vomit. It is a computer program for a mobile telephone. It doesn’t work on all mobile phones, particularly not on my Motorola T720c. The woman at the phone store said my phone is too old to do anything good. Mouthstreem is one of those programs people download into their iPhones because Apple didn’t put it on there to begin with.
With Mouthstreem a person can get all of the comments that are on the internet sent right to their phone! It sounds amazing. I always love to hear what people have to say about things, and it would save me the embarrassment of getting caught with a glass to the wall if people’s thoughts and opinions just appeared in my phone instead.
Sometimes when I am watching a video on U-Tube I like to read what strangers thought of the video. For some reason people always bring Barack Obama into the conversation, even when the video has nothing to do with him. I guess that’s because being the President makes him so popular.
I’m thinking of upgrading my phone so I can use Mouthstreem but I’m worried I might receive negative comments about myself. Even though I expect everyone to like me, I understand not everyone will. But I would prefer to not know about it. Plus, with so many Teds in the world, I could easily misinterpret an unfavorable comment about Teddy Roosevelt as being about me.
Maybe if Mouthstreem makes it possible to hide specific types of comments I would use it. I would hide anything with my name, and also anything about barns because I had a bad experience in a barn once.
I guess without having ever used Mouthstreem I’ll have to just give it an optimistic rating and hope it’s not too bad. If you’ve used it please post a comment below. Unfortunately your comments will not be sent immediately to my phone.
Please join me next week when I’ll be reviewing He-Man.