Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

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Surely nothing could go wrong if we bring back an extinct smallpox relative.

Great news everybody! We’re all gonna get untreatable gonorrhoea soon!

You know what are great though? National Geographic infographics!

Let this terrifying prehistoric crocodile haunt your nightmares.

In praise of Britain’s seafront shelters.


Dan Weiss is a professional bookseller, amateur dilettante. He writes and plays in the band The Yellow Dress. He firmly believes that everything is going to be okay. More from this author →