All posts by Chelsea G. Summers

February 18th, 2010

Sexually, I’m More of a Denmark: A Highly Subjective Book Review

I’ve been trying to count how many times I’ve penned myself profiles for dating advertisements, and the truth is I can’t. Since my first major relationship ended in May of 1990, I have been so often so completely dateless, and I have so often thrown myself on the cold, strange mercy of lonelyhearts adverts that I can’t even begin to say how many times I have summed myself up in a 100 words (or fewer). …more

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Chelsea G. Summers is the pen name of a woman who has spent far more of her life single than doubled. The writer of the blog pretty dumb things, Ms Summers has also had her work appear in GQ, Penthouse, Singularity and other publications both real and virtual. She currently uses her talent to write grammatically correct 140-character bon mots on Twitter.

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