All posts by Josh Bearman

December 24th, 2011

Baghdad Country Club

The following is an excerpt from “Baghdad Country Club” by Joshuah Bearman. You can find the full story on The Atavist.

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Iraqis have a word, barra, which means “out there,” and for those lucky enough to be inside the Green Zone came to mean the rest of Baghdad, the bedlam beyond the T-walls. As the insurgency reached fever pitch in 2006, Iraqis and Americans alike were terrified that barra would not stay out there but come in here, that the war would breach the perimeter, that the place would collapse and there would be a mad scramble to evacuate, like Saigon in ’75.

The Baghdad Country Club, the only authentic bar and restaurant in Baghdad’s Green Zone, was one place where people could forget about barra for a moment. …more

June 6th, 2011

Photo Studio Tragedies

Isn’t that how we all feel sometimes? More here.

June 1st, 2011

Freestyle Canoeing (No Joke!)

May 20th, 2011

Man Has Sex with 1000 Cars!

Or: Looks like someone caught the Love Bug! (Get it?)

Seriously, for real.

May 6th, 2011

A Little Obvious, But the Craft Is Still Compelling

Religious buildings built out of guns and ammo.

April 27th, 2011

Tara Donovan Draws with Pins

I can’t get enough of Tara Donovan’s work, so I was excited to see a new series of pin placements, like so: …more

April 21st, 2011

The Newspaper Never Dies

Even in the aftermath of an unprecedented earthquake: …more

April 20th, 2011

5,318,008

I’m glad there’s a wikipedia entry for 5,318,008 = BOOBIES, and many other entertainments from algebra class:

April 15th, 2011

What Makes a Pigeon a Champion?

Being shaped like Foghorn Leghorn: …more

March 31st, 2011

News from Mexico that Doesn’t Involve Beheading!

More kissing in public means change in Mexico.

March 30th, 2011

Coquette on the Caspian

Or maybe the Gulf? Either way, Iran before the Chadoor: …more

March 30th, 2011

Arachnophobes, Steer Clear of South Eastern Pakistan

Because last year’s floods drove the spiders to the trees, which now look like this: …more

March 29th, 2011

Badass

Hideaki Akaiwa used scuba gear to navigate tsunami-submerged city to rescue his wife, and days later, his mother.

March 17th, 2011

Kobayashi Maru

Stirring but brief portrait of the 50 Japanese nuclear plant workers crawling in the darkness, exposing themselves to radiation, in desperate attempt to stave of nuclear meltdown.

March 16th, 2011

Beanies

Do you miss Beanie Babies? Get ready for a booster shot.

March 16th, 2011

Like Walton Ford, In Photographic Diaroma

Simen Johan’s Until the Kingdom Comes: …more

March 3rd, 2011

Simple, Obvious, but Effective

Photographer Irina Werning recreates childhood photos.

They look like this and speak volumes about youth, adulthood, and all that’s in between: …more

March 2nd, 2011

Virginal Super Soldiers

Why aren’t more people talking about Ghaddafi’s elite team of virginal super soldiers?

We all knew Ghaddafi was a megalomanaical and evil dictator with a flair for fashion. But who knew he could combine all his interests in one stroke of evil genius with the Amazonian Guard, a team of hand-picked, martial arts-trained, marksman virgins in matching berets? So crazy it’s true: …more

February 22nd, 2011

Naturalists’ Deaths By Unnatural Causes

Richard Conniff, author of The Species Seekers, found himself, while researching that book, cataloging the strange deaths of many naturalists over the past two centuries.

He compiled them on his website. It makes for fascinating reading. Among my favorites: …more

February 18th, 2011

The Incomparable Grace of Print

Portugal has a new, staple-stitched, full-color, full-bleed newspaper that was just voted the best designed paper in the world: …more

February 8th, 2011

The Last Days of W

A photographic series by Alex Soth.

January 10th, 2011

Best Shot From the Nine Eyes of Google

Collections of imagery culled from Google Street View have been around for some time now, but Jon Rafman has the best eye for discerning the funny, surprising, and poignant moments captured by what amounts to the most extensive documentary photography project of all time.

Google’s endless mechanized street surveillance is the ultimate photographer: fast, tireless, nearly everywhere, and often invisible, allowing a candid glimpse of the world that would be distorted or even prevented altogether by the presence of a person pointing a lens. With no active photographer, the camera makes no decisions; the beauty is all in the editing, and that’s what Rafman is so good at.

Some recent favorites: …more

January 4th, 2011

USAF and Medusa

The only problem with naming your new weapons system “Gorgon Stare” as the Air Force has done: Medusa’s lapidogenic vision was actually used against her.

In fact, it was classic asymmetrical warfare: the vastly more powerful Gorgon’s Stare against mortal little Perseus and his shield. But the Perseus was smart, his shield was shiny, and Medusa’s strength became her downfall. Maybe not the most portentous title for a “mission-critical battlespace implement” to be deployed in Afghanistan?

December 16th, 2010

“Hardstyle”

A HARDSTYLE fractal tierzon fractal, blender rendered diamond animation. Live trumpet live drums, synthesized bass.”

December 16th, 2010

Poor Malchik

In Tokyo, at the Shibuya Station, there is a statue of a dog named Hachiko who would come and greet his master every day after week, even after his master died. …more

November 29th, 2010

There Will Be Blood — and Power Ups

The epic, in (surprising metaphorically effective) 8-bit-ification.

September 30th, 2010

Dueling Dispatches from the Gathering of the Juggalos

It was inevitable, given the viral spread of the Gathering ’09′s infomercial last year, that some enterprising and well-vaccinated media types would show up and see it for themselves. I wish I could have gone. …more

September 8th, 2010

The Greatest Headline Of All Time?

Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case!

September 3rd, 2010

This Video Raises Many Questions

Such as:

1. Why are there two camels in a tiny car?

2. How does one get two camels in a tiny car?

And the most important question: …more

August 24th, 2010

The True Gauge of Success

Porn has returned to the streets of Baghdad, signaling success for Operation Enduring Freedom, or whatever the American military effort is called. Mission Finally Accomplished!

About

Joshuah Bearman has written about CIA missions, aspiring Fabios, and the world's greatest Pac Man player. Yes, it was he who blew the lid off the story of the great rodent disaster of 2003, when giant gerbils invaded inland China. Joshuah has written for Harpers, McSweeneys, Wired, Rolling Stone, and contributes to This American Life.

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