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Ted Wilson

August 30th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #51

MY SUMMER JOB
★★★★ (4 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing my summer job. …more

August 23rd, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #50

UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
★★★★ (1 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing unconditional love. …more

August 16th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #49

NAMBLA
★★★★ (1 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing NAMBLA. …more

August 9th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #48

THE ALPHABET
★★★★ (4 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the alphabet. …more

August 2nd, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #47

PLASTIC SURGERY
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing plastic surgery. …more

July 26th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #46

THE NAME LARRY
★★★★ (1 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the name Larry. …more

July 19th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #45

CSI: MIAMI: THE SOUNDTRACK
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing CSI: Miami: The Soundtrack. …more

July 12th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #44

EWOKS
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the Ewoks. …more

July 5th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #43

I-PHONE 4
★★★★ (1 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the I-phone 4. …more

June 28th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #42

ATLAS SHRUGGED
★★★★ (4 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Atlas Shrugged. …more

June 21st, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #41

SANTA CLAUS
★★★★ (4 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Santa Claus. …more

June 16th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #40

JUSTIN BIEBER’S WIG
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Justin Bieber’s wig. …more

June 8th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #39

FOREST FIRES
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing forest fires. …more

May 31st, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #38

THINGS FOUND UNDER MY COUCH CUSHIONS
★★★★ (4 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing things found under my couch cushions. …more

May 24th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #37

SEEING EYE DOGS
★★★★ (1 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing seeing eye dogs. …more

May 17th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #36

TRACING PAPER
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing tracing paper. …more

May 10th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #35

FOOD
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing food. …more

May 3rd, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #34

PILGRIM PROMS
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Pilgrim proms. …more

April 27th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #33

THE DENTAL FLOSS SAMPLE MY BUS DRIVER GAVE ME
★★★★ (1 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the dental floss sample my bus driver gave me. …more

April 19th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #32

CHUCK MURPHY REVIEWS THE WORLD
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing “Chuck Murphy Reviews the World.” …more

April 12th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #31

SKID MARKS
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing skid marks. …more

April 6th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #30

PUPPIES
★★★★ (4 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing puppies. …more

March 29th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #29

THE DIAPHRAGM OF ANNE FRANK
★★★★ (4 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing The Diaphragm of Anne Frank. …more

March 22nd, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #28

BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Blockbuster Video. …more

March 15th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #27

ABRACADABRA
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing abracadabra. …more

March 8th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #26

NEEDLEPOINT
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing needlepoint. …more

March 1st, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #25

THE ERECTION I HAD LAST THURSDAY
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the erection I had last Thursday. …more

February 22nd, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #24

GOOGLE
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Google. …more

February 15th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #23

CRYING
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing crying. …more

February 8th, 2010

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #22

JOHNNY TREMAIN’S HAND
★★★★ (1 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Johnny Tremain’s hand. …more

About Ted Wilson

Ted Wilson was an accountant for over 40 years at Rockville Insura-Best, Inc. After his wife died he figured that would be the end of things. But fate took a surprising turn and now he's a member of the Ryan Montbleau Band for which he plays tuba and harpsichord.

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