Rumpus Columns

Ted Wilson

February 6th, 2012

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #122

THE SUPER BOWL
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the Super Bowl. …more

January 30th, 2012

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #121

SAND DOLLARS
★★★★ (4 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing sand dollars. …more

January 23rd, 2012

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #120

TERMITES
★★★★ (1 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing termites. …more

January 16th, 2012

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #119

YOGA
★★★★ (1 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing yoga. …more

January 9th, 2012

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #118

PAPA SMURF
★★★★ (1 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Papa Smurf. …more

January 2nd, 2012

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #117

SKY MALL
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Sky Mall. …more

December 26th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #116

TURTLE DOVES
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing turtle doves. …more

December 19th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #115

CHECKERS
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Checkers. …more

December 12th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #114

THE GAS PEDAL
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the gas pedal. …more

December 5th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #113

JIFFY BRAND PEANUT BUTTER
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Jiffy brand peanut butter. …more

November 28th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #112

THANKSGIVING, 2011
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Thanksgiving, 2011. …more

November 21st, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #111

RAIN
★★★★★ (0 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing rain. …more

November 14th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #110

THE COMPUTER AT THE JAMAICA PLAIN LIBRARY
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the computer at the Jamaica Plain Library. …more

November 7th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #109

APPLE PIE
★★★★ (4 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing apple pie. …more

October 31st, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #108

MY NAME
★★★★ (4 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing my name. …more

October 24th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #107

MY NEW SUIT
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing my new suit. …more

October 17th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #106

INCEPTION
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Inception. …more

October 10th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #105

BRAD, THE FRONT DESK CLERK AT THE HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS
★★★★ (1 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Brad, the front desk clerk at the Holiday Inn Express. …more

October 3rd, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #104

KERMIT THE FROG
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Kermit the Frog. …more

September 26th, 2011

The Rumpus Interview Without Louis C.K.

Louis C.K. is a comedian with balding, red hair. He has a television show that I’ve seen a few times and I enjoyed. I don’t know what his initials stand for or why his show is called Louie and not Louis. …more

September 19th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #103

NETFLIX
★★★★ (1 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Netflix. …more

September 12th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #102

SOCKS
★★★★ (4 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing socks. …more

September 5th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #101

PURPLE NURPLES
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing purple nurples. …more

August 29th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #100

MY WIFE’S FUNERAL
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing my wife’s funeral. …more

August 22nd, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #99

EYEBALLS
★★★★ (4 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing eyeballs. …more

August 15th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #98

THE DICTIONARY
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the dictionary. …more

August 8th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #97

SCRATCH AND SNIFF
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Scratch and Sniff. …more

August 1st, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #96

OF MICE AND MEN
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Of Mice and Men. …more

July 28th, 2011

The Rumpus Interview with Richard Kline

Though best known as Larry Dallas, the smarmy and morally flexible neighbor to Jack, Chrissy and Janet on television’s Three’s Company, …more

July 25th, 2011

Ted Wilson Reviews the World #95

THE HAMBURGLAR
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the Hamburglar. …more

About Ted Wilson

Ted Wilson was an accountant for over 40 years at Rockville Insura-Best, Inc. After his wife died he figured that would be the end of things. But fate took a surprising turn and now he's a member of the Ryan Montbleau Band for which he plays tuba and harpsichord. Be Ted's Twitter friend!

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