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From Stephen Elliott
As many of you know, our own Reviewer of the World, Ted Wilson, is also a 2012 Presidential candidate. While most American voters have not heard of him, they have probably heard of someone with the same name, and according to Ted, that is “just as good.”
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STEW
★★★★★ (4 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing stew.
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SALAMANDERS
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing salamanders.
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INFINITY
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing infinity.
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Today’s Ted Wilson’s review was censored. You can request his review of the Holocaust by emailing iamtedwilson@gmail.com.
THE TOAST I ATE THIS MORNING
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Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the toast I ate this morning.
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ISAAC FITZGERALD
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Isaac Fitzgerald.
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WONDER WOMAN’S INVISIBLE JET
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Wonder Woman’s invisible jet.
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ARNOLD THE SQUIRREL
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Arnold the squirrel.
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THE IPHONE
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the iPhone.
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THE SALAD I SAW A KID EATING
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the salad I saw a kid eating.
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CLOUDS
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing clouds.
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Ted Wilson, our reviewer of all things in the world, has just reviewed something he thinks may be too controversial for public consumption.
While he does not believe in censorship, he does believe in not having people think he is crazy.
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MR. WIZARD
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Mr. Wizard.
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DIGG
★★★★★ (1 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Digg.
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THE PUDDLE I STEPPED IN
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the puddle I stepped in.
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GROUNDHOG DAY
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Groundhog Day.
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THE INVISIBLE MAN
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the Invisible Man.
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CRASH TEST DUMMIES
★★★★★ (1 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing crash test dummies.
...moreTHE NAP MY NEIGHBOR TOOK
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the nap my neighbor took.
...moreCAMPING
★★★★★ (1 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing camping.
...moreTHE HUMAN TONGUE
★★★★★ (2 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the human tongue.
...moreGUSTO
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing gusto.
...moreWE BOUGHT A ZOO
★★★★★ (3 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing We Bought a Zoo.
...moreTHE BOWL OF WATER ON MY PORCH
★★★★★ (1 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the bowl of water on my porch.
...moreCADBURY CREME EGGS
★★★★★ (5 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Cadbury Creme Eggs.
...moreTHE FOXTROT
★★★★★ (4 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the foxtrot.
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