Kaui Hart Hemmings

BAD MOMMY BLOG: Barbie Abuse

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kaui1So the English University of Bath did a study and found that Barbie abuse is common among girls between 7 and 11. My daughter (4) went through a period of sacrificing babies, but it was short-lived and she hasn’t mutilated Barbies yet.

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BAD MOMMY BLOG: Six Reasons Why The Bad Mommy Will Never Be A Good Socialite

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1. Saturday night party/silent auction for a school. Daniel Kim was there, looking around. My husband goes, “Hey, are you lost?”

2. One of the items up for bid was to be the headmaster for a day. In the program this was most unfortunately titled, “Head For a Day.” When this is presented to a table full of drunk people in a context where you’re supposed to be semi-refined and respectful, lewdness ensues.

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BAD MOMMY BLOG: Happy Valentine’s Day—I Give You My Vagina

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Within one minute of meeting my waxer I am on a bed, naked from the waist down and her hand is on my vagina. I’m trying to think of something to say, but all that comes to mind is: “So, have you seen any good ones lately?”

She runs over my little remark with remarks of her own: who she knows and who she waxes, and I don’t really like this.

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