The Rumpus.net » letters to the editor http://therumpus.net Books, Music, Movies, Art, Politics, Sex, Other Fri, 24 May 2013 10:00:36 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 “Letters to my editor” http://therumpus.net/2010/06/54476/ http://therumpus.net/2010/06/54476/#comments Sun, 13 Jun 2010 19:45:12 +0000 Seth Fischer http://therumpus.net/?p=54476 “To The Editor,

Last winter I submitted a story titled Vacation from Hell. Frankly, the length of time it has taken to reply to my submission is an insult. If I had gotten you pregnant back in January, instead of simply submitting a story, we would have already packed a bag for the hospital, mapped out our route, et.

]]> “To The Editor,

Last winter I submitted a story titled Vacation from Hell. Frankly, the length of time it has taken to reply to my submission is an insult. If I had gotten you pregnant back in January, instead of simply submitting a story, we would have already packed a bag for the hospital, mapped out our route, et. al. The big day would be upon us. So, if that’s all I am to you, a fake pregnancy you have no intention of pretending to deliver, than I need to know. And I need to know yesterday.”

— Judson Merrill writes “Letters to My Editor” over at The Electric Literature Blog.

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