Posts Tagged: lindsay lohan

The Rumpus Mini-Interview Project #64: Lianne Stokes

By

Hi there! We’re the two brunettes who hate sex. Sara-Kate hates sex because it’s too aerobic—she once sprained her foot. She lives in Kips Bay, loves candy, and wears exclusively rompers. Elisa Jordana hates sex because she abhors the human penis and all its functions.

...more

The Saturday Rumpus Essay: Queen of Decay

By

I wish it had been: Amy was a brilliant and tortured artist. Lets explore her brilliance. Let’s watch her perform. ...more