Posts Tagged: ted wilson

Make it a Ted Wilson Halloween

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Not available in any store is the year’s most exciting costume: the Ted Wilson! Take this mask, pair it with a sweater, dress shirt, and khakis, and you’ll be the world’s premiere reviewer of the world. (Not really. You’ll still be you. It’s only a costume. Only I can ever be me.) Download FREE, here! […]

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The Become Ted Wilson Contest!

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Have you ever wondered who Ted Wilson is? What his day is like? Who he talks to? What he eats for dinner? What he looks like in a bathing suit? Well, you can know everything about him when you become him for a day!

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Ted Wilson for President. Tomorrow.

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Our own Ted Wilson is running for President. Have you considered voting for him tomorrow? Facts: 1. Instead of using drones to accidentally murder innocent people, Ted will use them to catch errant balloons that have escaped from children.

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Ted Wilson Library Policy 2012

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As many of you know, our own Reviewer of the World, Ted Wilson, is also a 2012 Presidential candidate. While most American voters have not heard of him, they have probably heard of someone with the same name, and according to Ted, that is “just as good.”

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Ted Wilson’s 150th Review of the World

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Next week The Rumpus will be publishing my 150th Ted Wilson Reviews the World! To celebrate, I’ve decided to allow you, the readers, to decide what I review next. Please cast your vote for any of the following in the comments section.

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Top Secret Ted Wilson

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Ted Wilson, our reviewer of all things in the world, has just reviewed something he thinks may be too controversial for public consumption. While he does not believe in censorship, he does believe in not having people think he is crazy. So, this top secret and highly controversial review will remain unpublished on The Rumpus […]

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Ted Wilson Reviews the World #68

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THE ABANDONED DODGE OMNI BEHIND THE ABANDONED BOWLING ALLEY ★★★★★ (1 out of 5) Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the abandoned Dodge Omni behind the abandoned bowling alley.

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