Bitchy Jones

BitchCraft: Undone

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I am in love! Obviously, it’s lust really. Infatuation. Isn’t it always at this stage in the game? Love comes lately if the bastard ever shows at all – even on a promise. But never mind semantics now. I’m beyond that. Just look! Oh it’s craziness incarnate. Did you ever see a more incompatible pairing […]

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BitchCraft: Fully Fashioned

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I love clothes. I love fashion. I have an interest in the way I cover my body. I have ideas about what I think looks nice. It’s not very deep, and it’s not very unusual. It brings me pleasure more than it brings me frustration, but that’s because I channel it mostly into making clothes […]

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BITCHCRAFT: Thinking by Numbers

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At my knitting group, I sit next to a woman who is doing something so complicated that it makes my eyes and brain and soul hurt just to look at it. She appears to be knitting a spider’s web, using needles the thickness of a single atom. And yarn made of breath. On the table […]

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BitchCraft: Endings and Finishings

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I’m obsessive. I like to knit a lot. I go through cycles. I binge knit when I do. The knitting group I go to looks at the skirt I’m making on skinny little needles and asks how long it will take me. When I say, a few weeks, I am lying. I want the skirt […]

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BITCHCRAFT: In Addition to Rewriting the Words of Kurt Vonnegut I Have Been Working on the Dominatrix Dress Made out of Bin Bags

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Word So, well, how’s that for slow blogging? I have, as is obvious, been cross stitching lately. My heart got broken over Xmas and you’d be unsurprised how little cross stitch helps with that. But still – it has its own merits. That Kurt Vonnegut sampler was made using the pattern generator available at the […]

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BitchCraft: A blog about handicrafts by Bitchy Jones

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Getting Dressed One of the most annoying aspects of being a woman who sometimes like to get bossy in bed, is the notion that expressing yourself sartorially by coating yourself in black plastic is actually compulsory. As someone who is typing this in a café wearing a green crochet dress and paisley shirt (shut *up* […]

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