Chelsea Martin
HEAVY-HANDED: Shooting Star
Whenever I see a shooting star I think I have to make a wish but the first thing I think is always, “I wish I were dead!”
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HEAVY-HANDED: Past-Due
Look, I am simply trying to convey to you that I am both confident in myself and supportive of those around me.
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HEAVY-HANDED: Awkward
Now she is going to be awkward for the rest of the night, if you can believe it.
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HEAVY-HANDED: Sagmeister
At some point I must have said something to make you believe that I live to defy you
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HEAVY-HANDED: Tall
I was actually thinking of describing Ethan as tall way earlier than this…
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HEAVY-HANDED: Strange Hallucination
“Not that any of this is real or consequential in any way…”
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HEAVY-HANDED: Finally Funny
“I’ve had a few dreams recently about my ex-boyfriends finally getting the courage to say the mean things I always knew they wanted to say to me.”
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