SF Weekly sits down with Malcolm J. Brenner, author of Wet Goddess and ex-lover of a dolphin. It might be one of the most fascinating interviews you’ve ever read.
She began doing things like opening her jaws and running her teeth very lightly along my legs and my arms. It was an amazing sensation, because they have like 88 teeth in their mouth. And she wasn’t hurting me. She was courting me, dolphin-style…



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