What we REALLY need is a gold-plated laser in the San Andreas Fault.
Congrats on having the most sex chromosomes, strange frog!
It is always time to celebrate the Tonga Room.
Why do we keep forgetting everything we read (and watch, and listen to)?
Looking for Jefferson, the 51st state.
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