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From the folks who brought you the original shake weight.

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Those were the days, back when you could use cartoon bears to sell beer.

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“It’s not just a shoehorn, it’s a shoehorn on a stick!”

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Click here to read a loose translation.

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For all your gift-giving needs.

(via Violet Blue)

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Seriously.

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Annals of Advertising. Thanks to Able Brown for this one.

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“A somewhat disturbing 1992 commercial for the Puppy Surprise doll, which is a plush dog that kids can pull offspring from inside of…just like in real life.”

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Do your arms measure up? Based on “scientific studies from a prestigious California University.”

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Red House Furniture homepage. More from the Annals of Advertising.

In exchange for looking up Padma’s dress you are now obligated to eat a 2,000 calorie chemically flavored heart attack. Just remember, before you sink your thumbs into three inches of grease, she will never sleep with you, she doesn’t even know you’re alive.

Orbit cleans your mouth. More from the Annals of Advertising.

This is not some awesome compilation put together by a high school student who should be doing his trig homework, this is an advertisement. It’s also a list, and we generally don’t link to lists. And yet… (via)

Japanese Pet Food Commercia (via Metafilter)

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Oh Stephen…