I just don’t trust privatized health care, Doug. I’ll just keep putting Neosporin on it and we’ll see what happens. And I thought a Brown Recluse is what you called a Mexican shut-in! Christ, lighten up, Doug. If you’re getting up, grab me a Vitamin Water, will you? I’m starting to get the spins.
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