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Kyle Kinane’s I’m Dead and It’s All My Fault #10

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Kyle Kinane

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I’m sure they’re dolphins, Doug.  Well then you can slather some SPF 80 on your pussy and sit here on the beach with the rest of the moms.  I rented this boogie board for the whole afternoon and I’ll be damned if some goddamn fish is gonna trump me out of 18 dollars.

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Kyle Kinane
Kyle Kinane has been performing in bars in cities in nations for ten years. He was called “bleak and misanthropic” by the London Evening Standard, which may or may not be a compliment. He is a comedian.

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