It’s Thanksgiving, so we’re taking the day off. Here are a few ridiculous things from around the web to keep you busy (don’t worry, we’ll be back):
Thanksgiving is the only time we’ll talk about food on The Rumpus. The only time. Promise.
Are you a big fan of turkey? What about turkey infused with vodka (free cab ride included)?
Not a big fan of turkey, but still want a booze soaked main course? Make some Wild Turkey tofurkey.
Looking for some cooking tips you might actually use? Great recipes from some of Chicago’s best chefs.
Prefer more bizarre eats? How about a salad that manages to include a pretzel crust, cream cheese, and strawberry gelatin? Introducing Ben Peterson‘s Suburban Salad.
No matter what you’re eating, you should be able to display impeccable table manners. Especially if you’re at David Byrne’s studio, where Thanksgiving is art.
Speaking of Thanksgiving art: vegetable-inspired creativity.
Uh oh, not a big fan of vegetables (or your heart)? You’re welcome.
Having trouble getting into the holiday spirit? Help the less fortunate and get a free lap dance.
Want to get pumped for the big game? The hardest hitting six year old (be sure to catch the second hit).
After Thanksgiving it’s time to get ready for December. Luckily McSweeney’s is currently offering some crazy deals.
Did that last link help save you some money? Please consider donating to The Rumpus.
Ok, we’re running out of steam and don’t even know if this relates to Thanksgiving… but real bears playing hockey. Seriously.
Got a fun link? Leave it in the comments below.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
