Taglines

“Beast + Rope = Rumpus”

“Part of working is not working.”

“Do you love your child?”

“Inconsistency is human, but try to be nice.”

These are just a few of the many Rumpus taglines, but we’re looking for more. Think you’ve got a good idea for one? Leave it in comments below. We love you back!

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  1. Sean Carman Avatar
    Sean Carman

    It was on fire when I got here.
    Dispatches from the cultural periphery.
    Not the end of the internet, but you can see it from here.
    We’re the website the New York Review of Books warned you about.

  2. People are self-absorbed balls of cotton candy. Afterall, what else is there in life?

  3. Compassionate mercy is helpful, but don’t overdo it.

  4. Romp in our playground for book-loving hipsters.
    If animals could talk, it would be about The Rumpus.
    It’s OK if you don’t have a blog. Just read ours.

  5. It’s alright. You don’t have to put your pants back on.
    Mmmm…words…nom.
    Contextual sex.
    Intellectual Snuggie.
    Don’t forget the nevermind.

  6. Sean, you win the tagline prize. Your award is that I will one day sleep on your couch again.

  7. “If you can drink it, it isn’t poison.”

    “Ask us how hard we can punch.”

    “So the Internet created us in its own image. Ugh.”

    “How about we see if we can climb it? You first.”

  8. There’s ‘being there for somebody’ and then there’s The Rumpus.

  9. Have a co-dependent relationship with the internet!

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