Fuck the tour group, Doug. These guys want to take us back to their village and show us the real Amazon. Besides, remember how the guide even said there’s cannabis all over this part of the jungle? Let’s get fucked up with the natives! They’ve probably got the best shit. You’re paranoid. He clearly said “cannabis.” Fine, tell everyone else I ran off with the boogymen and they’ve got me over a barbeque. Tell them I’m totally toasted, Douglas. Get it? Toasted, like from weed.
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