Dan WEiss’s Morning Coffee

Long story short: most of our ancestors boned neanderthals, case closed.

Anyone want to go to an underwater museum with me?

Viva Mexican Modernismo!

I bet it gets kind of tedious, all that whimsy.

Holy cow volcanoes are exciting!

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Dan Weiss is a professional bookseller, amateur dilettante. He writes and plays in the band The Yellow Dress. He firmly believes that everything is going to be okay.

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