A. R. Sherbatov is a student and writer based in New York City. He is a Best of the Net nominee and is on the editorial board of The Columbia Review. His other work is featured in publications including fifth wheel press, Overland Literary Journal, and Archer Magazine. He is learning how to use a film camera, and enjoys baking khachapuri, looking through old atlases, and listening to various extreme metal subgenres. Find him on Instagram and Twitter/X at @arsherbatov.
Wendy tells me I snore so loud she can’t sleep. It’s not the first time she’s said this, but I don’t bother apologizing this time. Your septum’s already fucked up, you can’t do anything about it. For some reason, it…
