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Dan Weiss
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee
Today in the dystopia: here come the giant laser magnifying glass weapons. Unbuilt Robert Moses. No, you aren’t living in a hologram (probably). Yes, we all used to be ass-less sea bags (probably). Time to go hide out in a…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee
It’s hard to find the balance between not letting this column get over taken by anger with the world and our new administration and not wanting to look like I have my blinders on. Thank you for your patience while…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee
Everything is really dark, weird, and bad, but sometimes the light shines through. Anyway this would be a good time to donate to the ACLU and the IRC. Geological time travel. Let’s all go birding at the dump. Everyone loves…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee
So this is all still as terrible as we could have imagined huh? BTW you’re reading that voter fraud study all wrong. At least we’ve got Philip Glass Week. The important questions: did Mount Everest shrink? Kazakh ice fishers (are…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee
Tech elites (and other super rich) are preparing for the apocalypse. What a fun time we’re living in! BTW what would happen if North Korea nuked us? Want to be successful? Instead of being good at things just tell some…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee
Psst… Uber is pretty awful. So you want to be an asteroid miner. Maybe it’s time for some new deep sea footage to remind us that not everything is awful. Here are you Soviet welcome signs for the day. On…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee
Welcome to 2017, featuring such fascinating questions as “is it wrong to punch a nazi?” But, like, what if New York was in PARIS? What is life but the world’s smallest volcano? Let’s all go back to the 1903 Winter…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee
Look I don’t want to exaggerate, or seem like a whiner, but today is a bleak day in American history. We’re taking a day off over here. We encourage you to donate to causes that are near and dear to…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee
What is life but a thomasson? Beware the doomway. Important news: the ocean is still filled with weird scary things! Meanwhile I’m just over here dreaming of the hyperloop future. Views from the world’s tallest cemetery.
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee
Start your Wednesday with some talk about Antarctic bases. Against Battles (this is very good). News item: Venus is, like, so weird. What is life but an island on a lake on an island on a lake on an island?…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee
Here’s your FedEx based glass art for the day. I wonder what Pablo Escobar’s son thinks about architecture (because is an architect). Melted metal is the most metal thing. Hey guess what? Your car is spying on you! Maybe you’d…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee
Maybe viruses are responsible for, like, everything? Great news everybody! Vampire bats are actually starting to drink human blood! Great news everybody! Hackers can probably steal your fingerprints just using peace sign selfies! I want to live in a city…