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Walter Green

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Morning Coffee

  • Walter Green
  • April 29, 2010
This guy died doing what he loved. Oh, sorry, that was a typo. I meant to say this guy is dead and his dead body is on display riding a…
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Morning Coffee

  • Walter Green
  • April 28, 2010
Old Robots. New robot. Or maybe we’re the robots, man. Maybe we’re the robots. Apollo 11 launch in slow motion. The Best Show on WFMU gives us Rambocky.
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Morning Coffee

  • Walter Green
  • April 27, 2010
“An outrageous conversation” between Playboy and David Bowie, from 1976. “An Oral History of the Insane Clown Posse Parodies.” “The 100 oldest registered dot-com domain names.” (via brainpicker) The end.
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Morning Coffee

  • Walter Green
  • April 26, 2010
To celebrate my second week filling in for Dan Weiss, I present this tote bag. There are drawings in here of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a jazz combo.…
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Morning Coffee

  • Walter Green
  • April 23, 2010
Banksy visited Valencia Street in San Francisco. (You can read the Rumpus conversation with Banksy here.) Our new hundred dollars bills are so ugly. Someone out there could probably make…
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Morning Coffee

  • Walter Green
  • April 22, 2010
I don’t even drink coffee. This is Walter Green still, filling in for Dan Weiss. “Connecticut mayor donates kidney to Facebook friend.” And I can’t even get poked! Hi-yo! Crows…
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Morning Coffee

  • Walter Green
  • April 21, 2010
Pulitzer Prize winner Paul Muldoon clears a few things up about Ke$ha. There are pictures here of: Salvador Dali jumping, Audrey Hepburn jumping, a dressed-up monkey jumping. The canine as…
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Morning Coffee

  • Walter Green
  • April 20, 2010
Apple employee inadvertently reveals the next generation iPhone by losing a prototype in a bar. Also, in future news, did you hear that the guy who lost the new iPhone in…
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Morning Coffee

  • Walter Green
  • April 19, 2010
I’m Walter. I’m going to be doing this while Dan Weiss is on vacation. But also, Dan Weiss told me to tell you to “look at this dang ol’ ant.”…
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The Magazine of Death

  • Walter Green
  • April 2, 2010
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The Rumpus Interview with Jason Anderson(!)

  • Walter Green
  • March 1, 2010
Jason Anderson is a prolific singer/songwriter from New England who has now settled in Brooklyn. He runs around, wild-eyed, singing at the top of his lungs about not giving up,…
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