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Walter Green
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Morning Coffee
This guy died doing what he loved. Oh, sorry, that was a typo. I meant to say this guy is dead and his dead body is on display riding a motorcyle. Volcanos sure do eff ess up. Boingboing brings us…
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Morning Coffee
Old Robots. New robot. Or maybe we’re the robots, man. Maybe we’re the robots. Apollo 11 launch in slow motion. The Best Show on WFMU gives us Rambocky.
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Morning Coffee
“An outrageous conversation” between Playboy and David Bowie, from 1976. “An Oral History of the Insane Clown Posse Parodies.” “The 100 oldest registered dot-com domain names.” (via brainpicker) The end.
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Morning Coffee
To celebrate my second week filling in for Dan Weiss, I present this tote bag. There are drawings in here of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a jazz combo. We should leave aliens alone because they are probably “nomads,…
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Morning Coffee
Banksy visited Valencia Street in San Francisco. (You can read the Rumpus conversation with Banksy here.) Our new hundred dollars bills are so ugly. Someone out there could probably make them look nice though. Pictures of people who have sit…
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Morning Coffee
I don’t even drink coffee. This is Walter Green still, filling in for Dan Weiss. “Connecticut mayor donates kidney to Facebook friend.” And I can’t even get poked! Hi-yo! Crows are smart. I would like to get married to this…
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Morning Coffee
Pulitzer Prize winner Paul Muldoon clears a few things up about Ke$ha. There are pictures here of: Salvador Dali jumping, Audrey Hepburn jumping, a dressed-up monkey jumping. The canine as a canvas. Yikes. Maybe you’ve seen it, but this dude…
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Morning Coffee
Apple employee inadvertently reveals the next generation iPhone by losing a prototype in a bar. Also, in future news, did you hear that the guy who lost the new iPhone in a bar was fired and then killed? Dan Weiss recommends pictures…
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Morning Coffee
I’m Walter. I’m going to be doing this while Dan Weiss is on vacation. But also, Dan Weiss told me to tell you to “look at this dang ol’ ant.” Last words. “You all brought me here to be executed,…
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The Rumpus Interview with Jason Anderson(!)
Jason Anderson is a prolific singer/songwriter from New England who has now settled in Brooklyn. He runs around, wild-eyed, singing at the top of his lungs about not giving up, and life’s best moments, and being in love.