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Morning Coffee

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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • August 10, 2012
Sometime we have to break the rules to report that Guantanamo prisoners love the Fresh Prince. Blue whale poop is intense. While we are on the subject, here is an…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • August 9, 2012
Who wouldn’t want to read about young Arthur Conan Doyle’s Arctic adventures? The tubes are coming! So is Richard Branson’s sporty-submarine-jet-thing. The gender-neutral toy store is already here. Let us…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • August 8, 2012
I imagine you’ve been wondering how sperm whales sleep. You know what are crazy? 3D printers are crazy. Perhaps you’ve been wanting to name a flower. Good news! Very old…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • August 7, 2012
Things that are good about the world today: micro-libraries and baby weedy sea dragons. Let’s all enjoy some defaced album covers. Is it just me, or has it been ages…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • August 6, 2012
I don’t know if this is the best place to post it, but Tig Notaro is the best person in the world. This is how it starts you guys. Rebel…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • August 3, 2012
Evidently Peruvians are the best at not getting rabies. Important news: squids be crazy. Neil deGrasse Tyson is everyone’s hero. I guess it is time to revolutionize archeological mapping. Its…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • August 2, 2012
If we can make it to 2045 then maybe we can live forever. Maybe a lot of things. The moon respects flags, but doesn’t care what is on them. Kid’s…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • August 1, 2012
The Rio Olympics are already looking pretty awesome, architecture-wise. The best mobile home design 1985 has to offer. Le Globe Celeste. Someday I hope to live in the space colonies…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 31, 2012
Yes, we know the Olympics are going on. Here are some pictures of divers faces. There is so much garbage on the moon you guys. Also there were 48 tons…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 30, 2012
Some Monday whimsy: the umbrellas of Agueda, Portugal and flying dinosaurs of the 1980s. Just kidding, the world is hella bleak! Now you can print out guns! On the regrets…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 27, 2012
Today in awful news: I hope you’re ready for food to get crazy expensive. People say that 3D is horrible, but how many times has a NON 3D movie fixed…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 26, 2012
The bottom of the sea continues to be filled with the craziest things. Update from a recent post: we still have no idea what happened to Amelia Earhart. Mapping life…
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