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Is it time for an 8th continent? AI imagines alien lands (same). Here is your stoplight based art for the day. Signless signs. Let’s all take a deep dive into…

With ICE raids a daily and terrifying reality, how do we stop spreading false rumors of them? Maybe we can just refreeze the Arctic? Yeah but what did Winston Churchill…

It would certainly appear that things are falling apart even faster than we could have imagined, so hey how about some underwater photography? And you may ask yourself “what is…

Meanwhile, checking in on the end of the world, if you’ve somehow missed WaPo’s article about what the Justice Department knew you need to fix that right now (because this…

We all need a little vintage satanism from time to time. Admittedly we should probably all be living in earthship houses. Envisioning the Europa lander. Here are all of the…

Way to go everybody, the Antifa are officially the most reasonable people around. TBH no one has any idea how tall Everest is anymore. Here’s your 1950s Cub Scout diary for…

Start your day right, with ten hours of ambient Arctic noises. What is life but a 90s Taco Bell interior? I repeat, Sunny the red panda is still at large.…

Envisioning apocalyptic London. Hey guess what? The police are robbing you. This New Yorker piece on the Dylann Roof trial is the best (and most intense)thing I’ve read all week.…

Everything is still terrible but at least we might have a new hammerhead shark. What is life but a waterfall of lava cascading into the ocean? Failed Architecture explores the…

The increase of political engagement has lead to the rebirth of the fax. Everything is bleak, but hey we found water in the atmosphere of one of Jupiter’s exoplanets. Our…

Today in the dystopia: here come the giant laser magnifying glass weapons. Unbuilt Robert Moses. No, you aren’t living in a hologram (probably). Yes, we all used to be ass-less…

It’s hard to find the balance between not letting this column get over taken by anger with the world and our new administration and not wanting to look like I…