Saturday Morning Links

Brian Spears bio ↓  ·  November 14th, 2009  ·  filed under Other

So last Saturday, I woke up 41 years old, hung over, and with a non-responsive computer. Doornail-quality dead. Gray screen, blinking folder with question mark, oh crap I can’t afford a new computer dead. One week, one new hard drive, and a few bucks later, I’m back to make mocking comments and post some silly links. Missed y’all too.

Dear Principal Thomas Murray:
Meep!
Sincerely yours,
The Rumpus

It seems a Vespa and a Segway got freaky and are having a kid. And I totally want one.

If you have to buy a Christmas present for your archenemy, here’s a suggestion.

Remember the rainbow-haired, John 3:16 sign guy from football game end zones? You’ll never guess where he is now.

You know, there’s something to be said for getting mass-produced items as opposed to hand-made ones.

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Brian Spears's first collection of poetry, A Witness in Exile is now available through Louisiana Literature Press. He is the Poetry Editor for The Rumpus, and has just relocated to Iowa. More from this author →

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